gaming thread: Date Everything
wed 18.6.25
tag: gaming thread
i played the demo ➚ some time back and had an amusing time. so now i want the full experience. let me escape my work woes through dating household items.
26.6.25
- tonight is the night to awaken as many characters as i can
- sam (our friend) is very concerned about us making objects into literal humans, which is totally fair
- ok can't realise characters are that part of another story lol
- awww! there's pics on the whiteboard in the office for every realised character!
- oh no am i a 3rd wheel to winnifred and river
- rainey's outfit for keyes' concerto is so cute
- aaskjdjlask sinclair's realisation recipe is so low, just 5 sass- SAJKDHSAKDHASJK TURTLE IS REAL. but there's a human form too??
- winnifred hating me for loving more than 1 person like she does... whoops
- river is so pretty!!! ahhhhhhh
- ah... think there's no getting out of bev, gaia, and phoenicia being bugged for me... hoping i can still realise most of the characters i have
- finally got hero-hime
- shelley the swolebrarian...
- ah freddy is still a yeti, even though he's realised
- ok tennis god nekoboru i will not win the tennis match against hero-hime
- noooo i can't realise kopi without doing gaia- NO I CAN'T REALISE DORIAN EITHER, I WAS WORKING ON 100 POISE FOR HIM
found dateables - day 9
25.6.25
- the final jean-loo (c)rap battle is quite a thing lol
- arma why are you smoking ciggies?!
- eddie... not the socket getting wet by sinclaire and and causing the arma fire
- finally got 80 empathy to reach out to cam, and got him to love me
- it's late but i'm so so close to awakening eddie and volt, i gotta do it for my bois
- MC: "looks like someone finally found a sense of humour" eddie: "don't. i already hate myself for even saying it"
- they've been awakened, they are human, and they're out there finding jobs?! god i adore eddie though, still a fav, definitely my fav out of the cast
- wow there's so much story behind all this. the bois be buying property, working on making it great, selling it off and going through it again. this game is gonna take forever
24.6.25
- can today be the day i awaken eddie? (no, the answer is no)
- loooool ben-hwa got lube on abel
- noooo kopi stuck in the corporate grind. "will i take steps to fix it? probably not" nooooooo
- nooo washford hates me lol, dunno if i can hook him up with drysdale anymore
- didn't have 95 poise to compliment johnny, thought i was going to get a hate ending
- oh yay we brought all the not so human characters together with zoey the ghost. zoey is real!!
- betty you're no good at fake sleeping dear
- MC: "you noticed me cheating?" parker: "course i did, i'm board games, motherfucker" i cackled
- i think some of the characters like bev are bugging out on me, cause their convos are on a loop... but i'm really hoping i'll still be able to awaken some characters for the end of the game
23.6.25
- ooops bathsheba hates me lol
- on my god jean-loo's raps are hard, and every time i fall he hates me, and reggie keep showing up haha
- thanks game for warning me about having high specs points befroe taking on jean-loo
- oh god why did fantina the stalker fall in love with me
- it's fun seeing other characters jump in the fray when events are happening for a certain character. poor wallace is getting burnt by fire
- lolol seems a lot of people hate on tony
- so many points to awaken objects... i'm still trying to aim for eddie/volt first though. 50 endings so far, so progress is being made
22.6.25
- wow they weren't kidding about 'dating' the devs in the game too, what an interesting format for sassy chap
- ahhh there's some characters i can only keep going with after awakening some dateables... god this is gonna take long
- i didn't realise the save i had kept the santa/elf option i selected on a whim with my last safe convo... this is weird roleplaying
- well then, jerry hates me too. threw all his crap away so that's no surprise. i'm lazy to fix this one lol
- finally managed to speak to chairemi... she's so hard to get time with
- ok i really can't talk to cam without having really high stats
- penelope no, don't date sinclair... sorry for friend-zoning you penelope
- ooops i was button mashing and accidentally made the glitch hate me now
- was curious about ending the game early to see what happens and managed to get an achievement about not awakening anybody, and noticed that 25hrs in, i've more or less only unlocked 1/3 of the endings... so much content to go through...
- WHY IS THERE A SANS UNDERTALE REFERENCE WITH BATHSHEBA AKDHSAJKDHKSAJ
- ahhh keith gave me some candy, HOOVE IS A FRIEND NOW, I'LL TAKE IT
- screw you dishy, hate you too. plus you scare me
- doug why are you making me do an actual sudoku puzzle
- ah i switched deenah's ending to friends again lol
- ah we saw freddy's monster side...
- i didn't know the MC was vegetarian. didn't intentionally mean to make stefan love me but we'll roll with it
- mac you gotta stop bringing up how much you enjoy my double clicking
found dateables - day 5
21.6.25
- well then, managed to get harper and dirk to split cause they were toxic to each other
- harper no you just split, don't hook up with me right away
- ok curt and rod, gotta talk to different windows in the house
- clarence... no... not the sexy dakimakura
- barry your adhd is going nuts bud
- oh no maggie don't make me pick if sinclair's a sink or man, idk the answer... i might mess up LOL. ok accusing him of being a sink made him hate me, and then i tried not being about to give a definitive answer and he still managed to be a friend... that's something i guess-
- NO MAGGIE HATES ME NOW. but now reggie's a friend?!
- reloaded my saves and told sinclair he was a man, he became a friend. and somehow that kept maggie happy too so she's a friend too
- dunk's positivity is quite sweet
- not florence having a crush on the major and being used in a pyramid scheme
- whoops stella hates me for stopping the scam lol. got reggie as a friend again, you know what we'll keep it this time, sorry stella
- oooohh the money looks cute
- oh celia's crushing on florence too... congrats on the hook up you two
- arma's totally gonna burn out from work
- dorian: "you've explored every inch of me. all my forms and shapes". damn straight i did
- who the hell is this magician
found dateables - day 4
20.6.25
- i was not expecting lux to become a friend but ok, i'll take it
- nooooo daisuke not the instant coffee!
- aww florence is clumsy, cute. and celia looks so grand, her design is so nice
- aww no rainey... not the incident...
- FLORENCE I WILL BE YOUR FRIEND. i see myself in her, oh dear
- shadowlord is cute as heck. noooo his friends left him alone
- oh no... shadowlord's true form... oh no... no more romance, i'll just be this dude's friend
- dunk a sweet guy, and kristof is very intense lol
- make skylar a human huh... get everyone else realised... then her, ok game
- thanks for the hints and 4th wall breaking scandalabra
- hmmm the content aware went off for keith yet they don't want to ruin the surprise, interesting
- of course sophia's a dominatrix
- "where do you keep your cash?" oi keith are you planning to steal from me?
- dasha's such a sweetie i adore her
- time to be a troubadour for chance
- ajkdhaskdkah the accent drop from scandalabra, what a knock-off. ajskdhakdhasd jon wick....
- god tony you're so dumb, hot but so dumb
- alone together is such a mood, i feel you koa, love to be at peace with another person without saying a word
found dateables - day 3
19.6.25
- i don't like this implication that one of the hanks might get seriously injured or worse... omg hank 2 is a downer LOL. and their sponsor seems sus
- oh no hoove you gotta work through your baggage issue
- of course betty and ben-hwa are friends with benefits
- learnt a new word today, "azizam", persian term for "my dear". also i think this mirror is gonna kill me with his knives
- shelley do you have abandonment issues... oh it's the fear of failure
- eww i do not like that shameless plug design lol
- i'm sorry for not being your lover betty, but let us be friends
- alskdjalksdj trap dorian is... easy on the eyes. he has a bunch of door-themed tattoos
- an honourary hank let's goo!
- dang winnifred is into washford i see
- WAIT WHY DID I GET A HATE ENDING WITH HOOVE?!!?
- i... got another character at least?? god the rejection kinda hurts though. i've tried to visit an older save but i think it's too hard to redeem the ending for now, hoove forgive me. i'm gonna assume i needed to get rid of all his baggage in one go...
- shadowlord's theme music is edgy, but catchy
- ah, did my character kill a guy (chappy)- oh he got melted and i threw him away
- "i know you and those hanks are getting it whenever you're up there" goddamn harper you gotta chill with the imagination on dirk
- why is this candle obsessed with getting kissed, weirdo
- dirk had a mum...?
- ok both harper and dirk are too much for me to deal with, even if they're both cute
- thank you wallace for loving me at first sight - wall!
found dateables - day 2
18.6.25
- tiny dorian amuses me so much
- i've been trying to find new dateables that i haven't encountered in the demo
- god there's so many puns...
- why does this viking want to murder me?
- omg what- why was my character naked in front of dorian lmao
- oh my lord dasha is gorgeous and freaking strong. oh we're getting dating lessons from her?
- daisuke chill, dishes are not more important than world peace
- of course i care about the lights eddie, and i also care about you
- oh no tony you are a total red flag, it's not just about appearances for love mate
- damn it i'm going for eddie
- "but a split second later, eddie is there, strong arms outstretched, to catch you." "the customary ice in eddie's eyes, just for a moment, has melted." "you notice he does not leave you alone this time. he won't admit it, but can feel that he is concerned for your safety... there's a tiny bit of warmth peeking through that cold exterior." - stop it, no, i'm falling for him asjkdhkas
- no no no i'm weak for his geniune smile
- i can't deal with hank 3 being the horniest out of the hanks asjdnajsl
- oh dishy you are sus as fck, i don't trust you
- oh... eddie's dependent on volt, right
- i swear to god if i'm going for someone who ends up dyin on me i- oh no this is a big decision
- AJDLASKDJLADLKAJ VOLT EDDIE SANDWICH?!!?
- wahoo got my first love relationship with them
- gonna try and keep track of dateables i've found for the day
found dateables - day 1
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